The Other 45 Ways to Leave Your Lover Not Mentioned in the Song

The other 45 ways to leave your lover not mentioned in the song

Board a midnight train, Blaine
Book a new flight, Dwight
Change all the locks, Scott
Join the other team, Gene
Run over her cat, Matt
Up and be gone, John
Leap on a bomb, Tom
Jump on your bike, Mike
Tell her to go blow, Joe
Tell her to scram, Sam
No need to be mean, Dean
Exit stage left, Jeff
Go out on a limb, Jim
Change your job, Bob
Head on down the hill, Phil
Take the blue pill, Bill
Friends you can be still, Will
No longer your pal, Al
Hit the bricks, Chris
Be a man, Dan
Don’t go down the aisle, Lyle
Tell her she’s fat, Pat
Get up and leave, Steve
You stand up tall, Paul
Rent a new pad, Brad
Shake a leg, Greg
Run to the park, Mark
Be a bit discrete, Pete
You’ll know when, Ben
Be tough and brave, Dave
With a goodbye hug, Doug
Be gone before dawn, Sean
Crush her house in a tank, Frank
Fake it in bed, Fred
Let your plans unfurl, Earl
Get out of Dodge, Todd
Just don’t look back, Zack
Treat her like dirt, Kurt
You need your space, Ace
Drop her off at the zoo, Lou
Don’t feel too bad, Tad
You gotta scratch that itch, Rich
Say it’s you or him, Tim
Don’t plead or beg, Craig
Make your lies stick, Nick