Dastard and the Shakedown

I don't know where this goes. Just something really funny about it to me. A dick-ish superhero that no one knows is a dick.


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Praetorian Aegis grabbed Dastard by the shirt at his neck and brought him in close.
“How much money you got on you?” he whispered.
“Wh-what?” Dastard choked out.
“C’mon ya dick, fork it over,” the hero said more emphatically. “There’s not much time.”
“Wh-what?” repeated Dastard, completely taken aback.
Then there was the pounding of feet up the castle steps. Praetorian pulled Dastard’s wallet out and just as Captain Wow and the rest came into view, he punched Dastard in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him. Before he could catch his breath Aegis hit him again, this time across the jaw, snapping his head to the side and crossing his eyes.
“I got him, don’t worry. Another evil-doer brought to justice,” he said as Dastard felt himself slip into an inky haze.
“Damn you.. Praetorian…..” he gurgled and passed out.